I haven't had a ranting blog in a while... Peter Griffith had "what really grinds my gears" Louis Black has himself, then there are the Gods of all rants Denis Leary and Dennis Miller.
My turn...
We then started talking about Dave McClure. He had just written another one of his way-over-the-top blog posts. I was saying that he’s such a great champion of entrepreneurs who all love him but I didn’t know why he felt the need to always stick VCs in the eye (on blogs and Tweets). I think Dave has blogging Tourettes Syndrome when he hears the word VC.
Yet again another season cut short by the Washington Capitals. We don't know when they'll learn that a powerful offense outweighs a defensive system. Probably never.
BRAD RICHARDS!
[image of Brad Richards]
Sorry, it's like blogging Tourettes.
I have 6 months worth of junk in my head that wants to just blurt out. I guess kind of like a blogging Tourettes. And now, a picture. It has absolutely nothing to do with my blog, this post, or anything that I even normally like. But Ive had it saved on my computer (for some future random post) forever and my BT (blogging tourettes) is making me post it.
... I've also had a crap day going through budgets for an event we have in a couple of weeks... I hate budgets and the client keeps changing their mind so its fizzing my brain slightly... in fact i'm so frazzled I upset my fellow blogger Esther over at Recipe Rifle... she has a great blog and doesn't deserve my non-funny blogging tourettes.. so this pie's for you...
... ok that's it for now. this ends the blogging tourettes portion of the evening. going to try to invoke some sleep now. later, corn!
Today I've got some random updates ranging from the blogosphere to the troposphere.
TWO POSTS TODAY! I have Blogging Tourettes, leave me alone.
Tonight's episode of the hit ABC comedy Ugly Betty was the series finale. For the past four years, this show has been a huge part of my life. I have been dedicated and committed to this show since the pilot episode aired. ... Losing this show is a huge loss for me and the over 4 million fans who tuned in every week AND followed its time slot changes, thanks to the jerk wads at ABC. (DOUCHEBAGS! DOUCHEBAGS!) <--Sorry bout that. I guess I have blogging tourettes.
Bloggy Tourettes:
So the way I get around this little debacle now is by letting my inner blogging Tourettes Syndrome Mamma flow while commenting on OTHER PEOPLE’S blogs. Genius, right? Oh yes, I am a regular truck-driver-mouth commenter. Of course the problem with that is people think I am cooler than I am and then they hit my blog and find out I am… well, APPROPRIATE. Still me, but more… “appropriate.”
... Anyway if the occasional offensive typography slips through then please excuse me and put it down as a manifestation of BT (Blogging Tourettes).
I'll keep plugging along for those 52% of my visitors that are "returning". Maybe I'll start to throw in wild inappropriate words occasionally just to drum up some traffic. It'll kind of be like have blogger Tourette's.
Here, I'll try it now........ fuck, shit, damn, hell.
I think I'm going to have to work on my blogger Tourette's. That wasn't very creative. Any idiot can cuss. No wonder nobody's reading my blog!
Apparently, I have blogging tourettes syndrome (see above Smurf reference). Convulsing, I type happy face signs :) and "LOL" as my fingers begin to heave and foam. Then blood spurts everywhere. It's gooey too. Don't worry, it doesn't go to waste, I re-use it to stamp my many parchments and whatnot.
Andy’s article, Akismet – the Danger of Collective Intelligence (and why I don’t use it), focused mainly on Akismet, the comment filter which I use on this blog and the problems caused when the collective intelligence is influenced by unintelligent, spiteful, and sometimes simply ignorant or uniformed users. ... The following is a rough piece of “blogging tourettes” related to improving Akismet!
Once, again, I have blogging tourette's. I forgot to mention the highlight of my dinner the night I got stuck in Columbus.
meredithancret: Are you mentally incapable of not being a jerk when posting? Is that a psychological ailment, like blogging tourettes or something?
shirtless ball-gag smelly balls manty manties pantiless – no I don’t have a weird form of blogging Tourettes. I’m just experimenting to see what kinds of fun search keyword traffic I can generate.
Toko: Thanks Ron-- come on guys have a little fun here-- shit don’t take everything so god damn personal or 100% truth-- lighten the fuck up and get the sand out of your vagina-- sorry that was my blogging tourettes again-- nasty twitch- douchebag!- sorry twitch again
TexasTigress: What the heck rosebud ? I can never ever figure out what you are referring to . I just read along and then BAM ! ‘ Irma , the restaurant owner !!!!” and I am laughing my butt off thinking it must be some kind of blogging Tourettes or something .
So, I've tried on numerous occasions to make a blog, and created an initial post, never to return again. But not this time, oh no! This time I'm sticking with it. ... None of that 'dear diary' sh1te -, it'll be said as it is and yes, I'm afraid I am partial to the odd profanity, should I deem it appropriate. Although I do think I can avoid developing blogging tourettes.